Emergency 9

All things Golf, My Life and Thoughts...

Hi. I am a fanatical amateur golfer who spends an embarrassingly shameful amount of time, money and thought on my vice. The game of golf. I'm also a fan of TV, movies, music, women, helping people, food, and things that make me laugh. So while all topics are welcome, questions / opinions sought on golf are likely to get poignant, weighed replies. Feel free to comment on posts, or email me directly at: emergencynine [at] yahoo [dot] com with your comment, question or request.

I shamelessly own over 100 golf shirts and nearly a dozen pair of golf shoes. And Phoenix [AZ], I want to go to there.

I also exaggerate and embellish almost on the daily.

Oh yeah, I love and live near Boston, MA.
Nov 07
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Sex Therapy 101

“Fuck the dumb shit!”

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What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself
— Mark Twain (via xoxosweetheart)
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Nov 06
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Nov 05
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Nov 04
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Open letter to actor, Ed Harris

Why are you doing Home Depot commercials?

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Nov 03
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I wish my car was a helicopter right now.

I wish my car was a helicopter right now.

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Nov 02
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If you have sensitive teeth you have to use Sensodyne’s new ISO Active foaming gel. Wow!

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Houston a gay mayor? Atlanta a white mayor? Maybe. What a country.

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